Probably the best part about jamming out to some tunes is having the ability to scream the lyrics.
We should not put all the blame on our preferred artists, though– in some cases it’s our own shitty ears that mishear a word or phrase. Even when we learn the ideal lyrics, it’s already wormed and lodged itself into our brains, and absolutely nothing can ever stop you from singing ” All the lonely Starbucks enthusiasts” to Taylor Swift’s “Blank Space” once again.
Some are Freudian slips. Some are just amusing, distorted misconceptions. Here are our favorites.
1. Got the horses in the … hotel space?
2. FOOT, FOOTLOOSE, PICK UP YOUR FOOT FOOTLOSE
me, who clearly doesn’t know the lyrics to Footloose:
CHOSE A FIGHT WITH A MOOSE
BEWARE, THERE ARE 10 BEES
— Pete Stewart (@Peter5tewart) September 16, 2018
3. Now that’s one queen bee
4. This is the rhythm of the athletic shoes
5. What a shitty misconception
6. Well they got halfway near the initial lyric
7. Fully-automated high-end space communism, here we come
8. What a yummy jam
My partner was playing Ariana Grande’s ‘thank u, next’ this early morning, and I was persuaded the chorus went:
” Bacon, eggs
I resembled damnnnn I can come down to this, that shit tasty af. I was unfortunate when I found out the fact:-LRB-
— Elvis The Alien (@ElvisTheAlienTV) November 5, 2018
9. Charlie Puth, understood turtle enthusiast
10 Just Ariana and her sword
11 Witches! In! Area!
12 Is the preacher dealing with the railroad, or?
This is an unusual pop song which contains a flute solo.
Among the more misheard lyrics is available in the 2nd verse of this song, as “You know the preacher likes the cold” is frequently mistaken as “the preacher lights the coals.” https://t.co/Ubg8sUU94 P
— Emotional Rescue (@AtomicPunk8) April 26, 2019
13 A real classic
Even if you do not remember the exact lyrics, constantly remember to sing with confidence. No one will tell Tony Danza if you sing “Tiny Dancer” as ” Hold me closer, Tony Danza … ”